By purchasing this book, you directly support the Maasai community whose lives and stories you read about. The proceeds help real people in a specific village. For more details about how this support works and the projects we run, visit engarre.org.

In this book, through humorous stories and many photographs, you will learn: How to fight wild animals with your hair. How to clean your teeth without a toothbrush. How battle ostriches are unsuitable for trench warfare. How to put on an old worn-out tire as a shoe. How elephants might not eat chili peppers. How it feels to be a cargo motorbike mzungu. How the African village of Mbogoi became a street-food superpower. How to be friends with time. How to properly brew tea the African way. How doors are supposed to look. How a Maasai village works where no Maasai live. How to pay cash for a cashless payment. How to lean on a stick properly and with elegance. How to bargain at a market without unnecessary words. How the Maasai really live deep in the Tanzanian bush.

This audiobook is narrated by advanced AI technology. We chose this approach to reduce production costs, allowing us to more effectively support our Engarre projects in Tanzania.