I hate the cold! I hate discomfort! But … ! It seems the Empress has made me an offer I can't refuse. The Arctic … A mysterious place, where a serious battle has broken out for the very existence of Humanity. And no, not against the Nameless One … Turns out there are other A-holes aplenty.

But Xander'll pull it off! Seems like that's obvious to everyone by now. Trouble is, I'd rather not have to!